The Cats Cradle

Sorry it's taken so long -_-

Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:46:53 GMT

I'll totally get that skirt made for you as soon as possible. I'm really embarrassed it's taking so long >_>

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 18:12:20 GMT

The Black-Footed Albatross is the best bird ever.
Look at him... you KNOW he's cool.

Rumors of my death...

Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:32:46 GMT

...have been greatly exaggerated.

I just thought I'd let you know that I am still alive and answering my cell phone again. Still not hanging out very often, though. School and work and randomly not working car. You know the drill. I'm trying to better myself so that I can not be a proffesional bum.

FEKKEN SCORE! ^_^

Mon, 14 Aug 2006 18:31:18 GMT

The Luck of Nine Lives was with me when I sent in that application to the UNF bookstore.
When they didn't call me back for almost two months, I assumed it was a lost cause.
But they waited until I needed them most, it seems.
Now that I have a job I ABSOLUTELY HATE, they call and ask me to start work for them.
ITS A BOOKSTORE!
At the same time, it's like four minutes away from my current place of residence.
Who's winning???
We're all winning!!!

Mew.

Mon, 14 Aug 2006 00:47:03 GMT

For darker people? Oh well, I'll do it anyways.

What is Your Phrase? [for darker people]

"Awake, yet never truly alive, I seek valuation beyond reality"
Life is unfullfilling for you, and you aren't very fond of it. What you like is your own imaginative world, which can be your daydreams, stories you write or anything similar. You always prefer that before the actual life. To people you come off as quite lonesome, and you may wish you had more friends, but you are more of a hoper than someone who takes action. That is how you remain lonely. Or maybe you just don't find anyone who you can relate to. Inside you feel empty, like you are missing something important that you can't quite put a finger on what it is. Somehow you wish to be swept away from the normality and led into something extraordinary. This has yet to happen, and you keep on feeling dissapointed with the little that life has to offer. At least you continue to express yourself through art/writing/poems/daydreaming.
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Oh man... this is rediculously entertaining.

What is your connection with darkness? [pics]

Your connection with darkness is through your hate. It's burning from the inside and you feel it strongly everyday. All kinds of things make you hate; the governmate, teachers/the boss, students in school/work, family etc. Well, you feel like the world and everyone in it hates you, so you hate it and everyone back. It's the simple solution, albeit narrowminded. You probaly don't like changes, since nothing good ever comes out of them. Though your hate have grown large, you can still have a soft spot in your heart for some. You're most certainly not numb; your problem lies in that you feel too much. Life is too damn complicated, isn't it?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! At any rate, I'm bored. Call me up and maybe we can do something. Please? PLEAAASE?

Sun, 13 Aug 2006 03:01:27 GMT

You are Ice. You may seem cold on the outside, but on the inside you have a warm heart. You must stop fooling people to think that you don't give a damn but you really love them. You are also quite beautiful although you may not admit it. You are also very strong.

I WANT this power. >_<

What Power is Compatible With You? [beautiful anime pictures + 12 detailed results]

~*~Result nr 10~*~

Your power is: Time Control

Explanation: You have the ability to freeze, push forward or go back in time. In good purposes it is used to prevent bad deeds, and the opposite for evil purposes.
As a person your emotional level has been on hold. For one reason or another emotions has reduced and now you aren't so full of life. And of course, this does not sadden you since you could care less. Sometimes though you can be hit by emotioal waves inside but you block it all out. You don't search for something that could make you happy since you have no hope in that area any longer. People probably see you as annoying because you're not involved and just stand there. You probably don't have that many friends either, and you feel like you are with them because that's what you normally do. You stick to your habits and don't appreciate changes.
Negative aspects: One day all emotions are gonna surface again, and that day will be very painful. Instead it is more wise to start up the emotional level bit by bit, so it won't come as a big chock.

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And I just thought I'd share this with you:

Damn, that's lame. (Yes, I stole that from Rachel)

Sat, 12 Aug 2006 20:26:27 GMT

WOW. I really have to be more careful from now on.
Anyone want to run away with me somewhere with little or no notice? Anyone?

STOLEN!

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 22:56:11 GMT

Sauron
75% Evil, 90% Intelligence, 80% Common Sense

Annatar, The Black Hand, The Ring-maker, The Red Eye -- Sauron went by many names over the generations of his dark and twisted rule. For thousands of years, he terrified the inhabitants of the land. His knowledge was vast, his ability to control was unmatched. Originally the servant of a greater evil, he took command when his master was banished from the world, never to return. He had an intimate knowledge of craftworks and various magics, which he employed to great effect to build one of the greatest, darkest of lairs in a region so twisted and corrupt, life itself simply gave up upon entering. He also went on to create what may possibly be the smallest, simplest of super weapons known, that granted him near complete control over the lands. The one crucial mistake he made, however, was to bind his very existence to that super weapon, and when it was destroyed in the very fires that created it, Sauron found his essence shattered and destroyed.

Sauron is identified as being extremely evil, possessing incredibly high intelligence and great amounts of common sense. For all intents and purposes, Sauron is quite possibly the greatest of Overlords to have ever reigned.

Quote:

Of old there was Sauron the Maia, whom the Sindar in Beleriand named Gorthaur. In the beginning of Arda Melkor seduced him to his allegiance, and he became the greatest and most trusted of the servants of the Enemy, and the most perilous, for he could assume many forms, and for long if he willed he could still appear noble and beautiful, so as to deceive all but the most wary.

Source of Overlord: Lord of the Rings

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Evil

You scored higher than 99% on Intelligence

You scored higher than 99% on Common Sense

Link: The Evil Overlord Test written by veqhturi on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well, despite being a floating eye, the percentage thing is enetertaining enough. We must have some DEAD DIRT IDIOTS taking this quizzle! ^_^

One more:

ENTP - The Inventor
You scored 75 I versus E, 20 N versus S, 60 F versus T, and 20 J versus P!

Your ideal mate is known as the inventor. This type is a flirtateous and energetic romantic partner, fun and engaging, always looking for something unusual to try. In their enthusiasm, they may make promises they can't keep. Tehir competitive nature and need to be perceived as an expert can be daunting to a romantic partner at times. They so enjoy the tug of a good debate that sometimes they act as if they don't take anything seriously. They are usually very supportive and helpful to their mates, but somewhat scattered and unable to devote their full attention there. They feel most appreciated for their great ideas, unusual perceptiveness, and ability to understand and communicate with people. They feel most appreciated when their partners understand their need for lots of social contact and their need to live life as spontaneously as possible.
The group summary: rationals (NT)
The type summary: ENTP

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on I versus E

You scored higher than 99% on N versus S

You scored higher than 99% on F versus T

You scored higher than 99% on J versus P

Link: The Best Personality Type for You Test written by unpretentious2 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I think I'm doing this wrong. Oh well.

Oh shut up. =P

Wed, 09 Aug 2006 19:57:49 GMT

Anyone?

Fri, 28 Jul 2006 20:42:58 GMT

Does anyone know how to do the hustle? I've been trying to find out for so long... even when I went on that one cruise with my cousins, I kept asking people if they knew the hustle, but not even the entertainers could show me!
Someone! Please teach me how to do the hustle!

And me without my pain-eaters.

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 23:02:13 GMT

Any of you pain-eaters have access to a car right now? I need you to get here before 12:30.

(11:43:14) CatzCradle7: How much anatomy and physiology do you know?
(11:44:09) Gidjid: Hm.... I'm pretty sure I have a general knowledge
(11:45:57) CatzCradle7: Could I survive if I got hopped up on Demerol and removed my own ovaries with a meat cleaver and some forceps?
(11:46:30) Gidjid: No. Blood loss is a bitch, eh?

Blood loss is a minor bitch to the great bitch potential I had today. And that was only an hour before the two and a half hour job training of me.

(11:42:24) CatzCradle7: Yeah. If I ever find the guy who invented ovaries, I will show him a world of eternal hurt.
(11:43:07) Lizzle: so you're showing God a world of eternal hurt? good luck with that lol
(11:43:43) CatzCradle7: Oh I was about to say "I will show him and everyone he ever loved into a world of eternal hurt"
(11:43:53) CatzCradle7: but then I thought... "Eh.... maybe not... heheh" just to play it on the safe side.

And me without my pain-eaters.

Nothing

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 13:43:31 GMT

It has been brought to my attention that my most recently deleted default picture of "nothing" was actually a picture of my chest. Upon realizing that, my opinions of that picture sort of... commited sepuku. All over the place. So now, my newest picture is even one of even more nothing, and all that can be seen of me is a knee and half an arm. Take that, rapscallions.

Let it be noted that I am still filling out the question-y things for that one entry... two or so entries ago. If you responded to it, I haven't forgotten or given up. I am just taking my time. Taking as much of it as will fit in my arms, and frolicing northward.

Fri, 21 Jul 2006 21:34:18 GMT

The happy noontime funtime song-
They love to sing it all day long...
They sing it when the weather's fine.
And even when the sun wont shine.
Forget the singing, let's just shout
Let happy noontime funtime out....

Your Deadly Sins

Wrath: 40%

Sloth: 20%

Envy: 0%

Gluttony: 0%

Greed: 0%

Lust: 0%

Pride: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 9%

You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator.

How Sinful Are You?

Supposing that I'm such a very good cat... the evil dictator bit will probably emerge from a very serious boredom. Alas, what a fabulous reason to conquer the world. ^___^

And remember, friends, A happy Cat is a Joy Forever!

Well... it said I HAD to post it, so...

Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:50:34 GMT

Leave your name and:
1. I'll respond with something random about you
2. I'll challenge you to try something
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you
4. I'll tell you something I like about you
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours

The rest of you can ignore number eight, though.

Is it safe to say I'm moderate now?

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:48:55 GMT

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal

Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

So don't ask me anymore! ^_^

Oh! And you should do this, because it's sort of neat.

Your Love Element Is Metal

In love, you inspire and respect your partner. For you, love is all about fusing together for one incredible life experience. You attract others with wit and a bit of flash.
Your flirting style is defined by making others want and value you. Greatness and optimism are the cornerstones of your love life.
You may let go too easily, but you never get weighed down by your past.

You connect best with: Earth

Avoid: Fire

You and another Metal element: will control and smother each other

What Element Is Your Love?

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 19:19:53 GMT

Billy Pilgrim has become unstuck in time.
* * *
Birds were talking.
One bird said to Billy Pilgrim, "Poo-tee-weet?"

And Cat says, "Kurt Vonnegut wrote a lot of other good books, too!"
And sometimes Cat says, "Books, books. I love books. If I wasn't afraid of coming back as an incredibly well-read zombie, I'd ask my loved ones to bury my corpse under six feet of books. And even if that last statement isn't true, I still love books a lot."

Cat also says, "I'm being visited by my Arizona Audubonii for my birthday! I hope I can find him a place to stay where I can stay, too, because he doesn't know anyone else in Jacksonville!"

And Cat briefly mentions something about the study abroad program to Japan, but doesn't go very far into it because it starts this fall and Cat doesn't know if she'll have enough monies to go. Such is life, Cat!

Cat stops talking about herself in third person immediately after mentioning that she is watching someone from afar!!! This person knows Cat, has met Cat, but is not any of you people on her friend's list live journal thingy. But isn't it neat to know that you may be the one who has this person on your friend's list? I didn't think so!
And it's no one Liz knows! Sorry, Liz! (hehehe, loaf)

In the event that you're one of those people who want to get me a gift for my birthday, ask me and I'll tell you what I want. Don't worry, it's nothing expensive. But if you're one of the people I don't want buying me a present, you don't get that privalege.
Don't worry Liz, you get a present-guess freebie. If, of course, you don't think you can come up with something on your own.
The rest of you can all ignore my birthday. And a some of you better ignore it, because I don't want anything bought with your money. SWEET!!!

(I'm only giving you this much notice because you had better give me this much notice for your birthday's, too. Or more. More would be nice.)

And now for a site with some nifty brain excersizes involving the 10th dimension! You KNOW you want to go! If you don't you're a lameass!
http://www.tenthdimension.com/flash2.php
Hover your mouse over the colapsable navigation bar on the left, and click "Imagining the 10 Dimensions"
Trust me, it has more to do with reality than it sounds like it might.

KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!!!

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:12:59 GMT

Hello, lovely silly!

I think my friends should take these quizzes just to amuse me. I want to see the results.

Which Imfamous criminal are you?

You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched them on the rack, burned them at the stake, boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them. Most of your killings were politically targeted but sometimes you killed just because you were bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000.Evil Evil man. Fie on you!
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(I don't think this one suits me, but it's still kind of cool.)

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I think I'm missing the whole "rosebud" reference.

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Mute Alchemist.

Where You Lived: New Zealand.

How You Died: Natural Causes.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

You Are 92% Gentleman

No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable.

Are You A Gentleman?

HELL yes. I should have been born a man. Women would love me.

Your Quirk Factor: 82%

You're beyond quirky... You're downright bizarre.
You've lost touch with social norms and what's appropriate. And you're loving every minute of it!

How Quirky Are You?

Alright, I'd like to think this is true. I really would. But I'm pretty sure I'm at least slightly more normal than all that. I can't lie about who I am!

You Are Changing Leaves

Pretty, but soon dead.

What Part of Fall Are You?

WOW! Ouch. Holy ouch. That's depressing, kinda.

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"Tell them I said something."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

By the way... you dont have to do all of these. Just... pick a few... I realize there's a lot of them.

You Are 40% Normal

While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

How Normal Are You?

I guess this is about right.

Your Eyes Should Be Violet

Your eyes reflect: Mystery and allure

What's hidden behind your eyes: A quiet passion

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

Um, what? No. Can that even happen? I like my eyes. And mystery and allure? I highly doubt that. I'm definitely not what I'd call "mysterious." More like silly and jumpy.

You Are Lightning

Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing

What Type of Weather Are You?

HELL yes.

You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?

How Scary Are You?

How wonderous strange.

Your Aura is Violet

Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.

And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!

The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say

Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony

Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach

What Color Is Your Aura?

But according to Meepit (who will have to reteach me how to spell her nickname), my aura is fuzzy. That makes it infinitely better to me. Violet may be nice, but fuzzy makes EVERYTHING better. Or very nearly anything. It doesn't make cheese better.... not to eat anyway.

Okay I'll spare you the rest of these crazy quizzes... for now.

Hooray!

Thu, 29 Jun 2006 18:06:41 GMT

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Lately

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 19:25:19 GMT

Lately, in my dreams
Someone without a face
Holds me as I fall asleep.

Ev'ry now and then
I struggle in his arms
But I cannot break away

He whispers something
I almost cannot hear;
I do not want to believe.

I wake up alone
I live my daily life
I fight against faceless words.

Thu, 22 Jun 2006 21:02:58 GMT

I have braces now. They suck. I think I'll start wearing a bandit bandana to hide my hideous maw and to be COOL. ^_^

Full Name: Sarah "Cat" [Catherine] Elizabeth [LeVous] Garcia
Birthday: August 8, 1987
Birthplace: Hollywood, Fl
Current Location: In my room that has been transformed into the computer room at Jacksonville, Fl
Eye Color: Green, Blue, grey, and any mixture of the three, with a little bit of gold at the very center. It changes.
Hair Color: Brown with renments of red dye
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right and occasionally ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Russian, [Italian] and Czech
The Shoes You Wore Today: Haven't worn shoes all day
Your Weakness: Cats, pretty faces, good food, the inner workings of my mind, and the (very) occasional guy.
Your Fears: The inner workings of my mind and relationships.
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots of sauce, mushrooms, ham, black olives.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a job, do well in school.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Meow.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Please let it be before 1pm
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I can tear myself away from some guy in Arizona :P
Your Most Missed Memory: Being held and highschool chorus.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: Arbys.
Single or Group Dates: group dates unless I manage to snag a great person.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Raspberry or green. And Arizona. They make better tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: both. Together.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Anything that isn't either but flavored like both.
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Occasionally.
Do you Sing: I never shut up! Heheh
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes more than that.
Have you Been in Love: I don't remember....
Do you want to go to College: Too late. :'(
Do you want to get Married: I think so.
Do you belive in yourself: Sure.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I haven't taken my meds in a while.
Do you think you are Attractive: Well, I don't think I'm ugly.
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: I don't think so....
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on drugs: Only perscription medicine. Drugs are dumb.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Unfortunately, no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I only hope I'm ready.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to SI~NG! Or work at a zoo.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan.

In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Don't care
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: A little taller than me.
Weight: Healthy
Best Clothing Style: Dark. Black is a really nice color.

Number of drugs I have taken: Only what a doctor gave me.
Number of CDs I own: ....A lot.
Number of Piercings: Just my ears.
Number of Tattoos: None so far.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None.

Answering a question thats been asked of me recently...

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:12:04 GMT

The questions people seem to be asking me this summer are answered to the best of my abilities below:

"Cat, why are you still single?"
-Because I'm not dating anyone. DUH! Hehehe

"Are you looking for someone [special]?"
-Nope, not looking. If I accidentally come accross one, I'm not going to turn them away. But right now I'm pretty comfortable where I am.

"What kind of relationship do you want?"
-UH... something natural. Nothing forced or dramatic. I'm trying to take it easy, here.

"What kind of person do you want?"
This one is always a collection of random ideals and stutters. Never a clear answer. However, I've been thinking about it and writing a lot of poetry lately so it sort of slipped into something I was writing. So here's the little thingy.

*NOTE: it has come to my attention that these guidlines are very particular and extremely picky. I knew that already. I'm not expecting anyone to fulfil every line of this poem. And even if you do it doesn't mean I'm going to automatically like you, anyways. Its just a few ideals that I think describe a kind of person I might be interested in. So anyway. Here's the little thingy for real now.

WHO
Whos love of culture and natural beauty
Is only surpassed by his love of the stars?
Where is the sage who can teach without speaking
Who smiles politely when hiding his scars?
Who gives advice that he wont soon forget
Who gently gives in when hes wrong or he lies?
Who expects nothing but that which he gets
Whose fierce, wild nature is reined in his eyes?
Who talks in riddles, comes clean when hes asked to,
Unveiling his secrets before its too late?
Who treats all others with harnessed acquittal
Who argues good-humoredly when in debate?
Who talks to the birds and the trees and the wind
When hes alone, or at least in his mind?
Who wont give up when the thing he desires
Is possibly something he never will find?
If, when you see him, he stands on his own
Without ever seeking a friend or a name,
Tell him Ill be there, if just for a while-
A heart such as his I am willing to tame.

NOTE #2: A female friend of mine who will remain annonymous would like to submit that the man I am looking for is actually a homosexual and would never be interested in me. I think she's really funny. And possibly very right, heheheh.

Trees must bend or hearts will break

Fri, 02 Jun 2006 02:47:00 GMT

I guess I'm not as strong as I'd like to think ^_^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTwnQ09Lskg

I used to sing that song to my friends when they couldn't sleep. Of course, with time they stopped calling me when they couldn't sleep. Now I just sing it to myself lol.

Bend, little willow
Wind's gonna blow you
Hard and cold tonight

Life, as it happens
Nobody warns you
Willow, hold on tight.

Nothing's gonna shake your love
Take your love away
No one's out to break your heart
(It only seems that way...)

Sleep little willow
Peace gonna follow
Time's gonna heal your wounds
Grow to the heavens
Now and forever
Always came too soon.

Bend, little willow
Wind's gonna blow you
Hard and cold tonight
Life, as it happens
Nobody warns you
Willow, hold on tight.

Hehehahahahahahehehe

Tue, 30 May 2006 18:50:39 GMT

Check out my myspace thingy. It humors me.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&FriendID=12217844&blogMonth=5&blogDate=30&blogYear=2006
And while you're at it... watch this video... because its the funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcMqZjBxmbA
Bad, acting, yes. But they make their point.

Catch me if I start to fall, Kill me if love hears my call- why is it my heart begins to fail me?

Mon, 29 May 2006 11:10:22 GMT

WARNING! ANYONE WHO READS THIS ENTRY IN ITS ENTIRETY WILL EXPLODE!

1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
start it, make sure its hot, then get in

2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle?
No need. If it smells good, it works.

3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
Heh... no.

4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Probably too self concious to shower with the opposite sex. I have, however, showered with two other girls. Wow... high school was weird. ;)

5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
No.

6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
I did once!

7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Thats why I prefer body wash.

8.) How old do you look?
You know, I used to think I looked younger than I am... but people freak out when I tell them how old I am. So I'm really not sure anymore.

9.) How old do you act?
Once I took a mental age test... believe it or not I scored my exact age on the dot. Does that make me a bad person? lol

10.) What's the last song you sang?
LMAO I sing too much to remember.

11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
member...? Um... No. I want to join a book club now. THANKS.

12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
The same thing I do every weekend. Go to Eclipse.

13.) Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
Closed, usually. But you can go screw yourself for asking.

14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
; ; not yet.

15) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
~.~ never intentionally.

16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
I would be the ninja sent to infiltrate their base.

17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
Not if they weren't smart enough to know it already.

18) Have you ever been called a slut?
If I have, I don't remember and I don't think I've ever done anything to deserve being called a slut, honestly.

19. Have you ever smuggled something into America?
Back when I was lacking in Zen, I smuggled things every now and then, but I usually smuggled out, not in.

20.) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive?
Err... dunno... does it?

21.) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
Hehehahaha... what?

22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn?
probably

23). How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
A lot. Because I will have a cash bar and a swing band.

24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
LMAO one.

25). Do you have more enemies or more friends?
My enemies tend to be my friends, and my friends tend to be my aquaintances.

26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
Nah. My secrets guard themselves. Will yours do the same?

27.) Can you fix your own car?
I'll let you know when it breaks.

28.) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?
Yes.

29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
I really... really doubt it lol.

30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
No.

31.) Have you ever been to jail?
Not as of yet.

33) Do you like the smell of beer?
For some reason, I'm drawing a blank.

34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
I've often died in dreams, but I dont know that I've ever killed someone.

35.) Have you ever given to charity?
not more than spare change.

36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?
WOW. I would like to say no. I don't like killing things that can't protect themselves. But you know? I couldn't say.

37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
What are you, one of those prozac commercials?

38.) Do you live with your parents?
I reside with them temporarily. And for the last time, ever.

39.) Do you have plans for your future?
I have dreams... my plans are really just in case my dreams fail.

X MARKS THE SPOT

You are
[] short, under 5'4
[x] 5'4 -5'6''
[] 5'7" - 6'0
[] tall 6'1 and up

NATURALLY
[ ] blonde
[ ] redhead
[ ] brunette
[ ] dirty blonde
[x]brownish
[ ] dark brown
[ ] black
[ ] auburn

[x] blue-eyed
[ ]brown-eyed
[x] green-eyed
[ ] hazel-eyed
[ ] gold/gray-eyed how about they are yellowish
[ ] silver/gray- eyed
[x] blue/green-eyed
[x] blue/gray-eyed
[x] they change colors

[ ] glasses
[] contacts
[x]neither

[ ] short hair
[X] medium hair
[ ] long hair

Your favorite color(s) are?
[ ] red
[ ] khaki
[x] aqua
[ ]pink
[ ] hot pink
[ ]yellow
[x] black
[x]green
[ ] lime green
[ ] white
[x] turquoise
[x] silver
[ ] purple
[ ] brown
[ ] orange
[ ] grey
[] maroon
[ ] gold
[xxx] teal
[ ] clear
[ ] bronze
[x] blue
[ ] don't really care
[ ] I don't believe in favorite colors

Some things you've done?
[x] ice skating
[ x] hiking
[ ] kayaking
[ ] rafting
[ ] water skiing
[x] camping
[X]horseback riding
[ ]bodysurfing and skin boarding
[ ] snowboarding
[ ] skiing
[x] dancing
[x] skateboarding
[ ]cheerleading
[ ] street hockey
[x] gymnastics
[x]martial arts
[ ] flag/rifle/baton spinning
[x] swimming
[ ] kneeboarding
[ ] wakeboarding
[ ] tubing

Your personality is sometimes...
[x] talkative
[ ] shy
[x] funny
[x] serious
[x] laid back
[ ] strict
[x] hyper
[x] weird
[x] ditzy
[x] sarcastic
[ ] slow

The pets you have HAD?
[x] cat(s)
[x] dog(s)
[ ] lizard(s)
[ ] rat(s)
[ ] ferret(s)
[ ] bunny(s)
[x] fish
[ ] duck(s)
[ ] horse(s)
[x] bird(s)
[ ] frog (s)
[ ] hermit crab
[ ] turtle
[ ] hamster
[x] snake
[ ] gerbil
[ ] guinea pig
[ ] pig
[ ] goat
[ ] chinchilla
[ ] tarantula
[ ] geese
[ ] baby chicks
[ ] none
[ ] hedgehog
[ ] snail
[ ] piranha
[ ] seagull
[ ] newt
[x] mouse

Clothing Brands you like?
[ ] Delia's
[ ] American Eagle
[ ] Hollister
[ ] The Buckle
[ ] Abercrombie & Fitch.
[x] Target
[X]wal-mart
[ ] Wet Seal
[ ]Forever 21
[ ] O'neill
[ ] Pac Sun
[ ] Gap
[ ] Banana Republic
[ ] Aeropostale
[ ] Dickies
[ ] Quicksilver
[ ] Anchor Blue
[ ] Guess
[ ] Lucky Brand
[ ] Champs
[ ] Salvation army/goodwill/value village
[ ] old navy
[x] Victorias secret
[ ] Eddie Bauer
[ ] Hot Topic
[ ] j crew
[ ] ann taylor

Shoe Brands?
[x] Flip-Flops
[ ] Rainbows
[ ] Nike
[ ] Adidas
[] Reebok
[ ] Billabong
[ ] Roxy
[x] Puma
[ ] Jack purcells
[ ] Uggs
[ ] Etnies
[ ] Reefs
[ ] Converse
[ ] K Swiss
[ ] Adio
[ ] DC
[ ] Steve Madden
[ ] vans
[ ] New Balance
[ ] LEI
[ ] Payless
[ ] DVS
[ ] Es
[ ] Macbeth
[ ] Nine West

your confessions:
[ ] I'm afraid of silence
[ ] I am really ticklish
[(when I haven't had my meds)] I'm afraid of the dark
[x] I've collected [collect] comic books
[ ] I shut out others
[x] I open up to others easily
[ ] I read the newspaper
[] I love Disney movies
[] I am a sucker for eyes
[ ] I don't kill bugs
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ]I bake well
[x] i have worn pajamas to class
[ ] I love Martha Stewart
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[x] I am self-conscious
[x] I love to laugh
[ ] I can't swallow pills
[ ] i bite my nails
[x] I play computer games when I'm bored
[ ] Gotten lost in the city
[x] gone out in public in your pajamas
[ ] Made out in an elevator
[ ] Been skydiving....
[ ] Been bungee jumping
[x] Bitten someone
[x] Dressed up like the opposite sex..
[ ] egged a house/car
[ ] Smashed a car
[ ] Been fired
[ ] Been skinny dipping

Have you ever...
[x]made out in the rain
[x] danced in the rain
[ ] seen a shooting star
[ ] proposed to anyone
[x]Gotten stitches
[x] Eaten Sushi
[x] Gotten the chicken pox
[x] Ridden in a taxi
[x]Been on a cruise ship
[ ] Driven over 400 miles in one day
[ ] Been on a Plane by yourself
[ ] had surgery
[ ] seen a movie more than 3 times in the theater
[x] been on stage
[ ] peed somewhere other than a toilet
[ ] gotten a black eye
[ ] memorized all the dialogue in a movie
[ ] watched an entire baseball game...

Do you like...
[x] old movies
[(occasionally)] musicals
[x] blasting music in your car
[x] foreign foods
[ ] Pokemon
[ ] Christmas time
[ ] donuts
[x] animals
[x] coffee
[x] tea sweet.

TWO'S OF EVERY KIND

Two Names You Go By Other Than Your Real Name:
Cat, and uh... Hey You

Two Things That Scare You:
Open spaces, love

Two of Your Everyday Essentials:
music, beverages

what are u wreaing right know ?
STFU

Two Things You Want in a Relationship other than Real Love:
Reciprocation, honesty

Two Things that Appeal to You In a Guy/Girl:
aura, mannerisms

Two Things You Want Really Badly:
a car, a job

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
The Pokonos, Alaska

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
Get a decent job, complete my cat collection.

Two Things You Are Thinking About Now:
Why do I feel sick? And I need a q-tip.

Two people I haven't talked to in a while:
Carlo, Mary

Two favorite animals:
Cats, red pandas

Two Reasons you're doing this survey:
Because its the sort of thing I tend to do and because I was up at four.

Spell your name without vowels:
Srh "Ct" lzbth Grc

How many pairs of jeans do you own?:
Only one that fit me right now lol. I never threw out my clothes from when I weighed 115 lbs.

What color do you wear most often?
black, because it goes with everything and requires little or no thought.

Least favorite color?
Eeehhherrrrr yellow?

Last song heard on the radio?
well my step dad is playing meregue now...

What's for dinner tonight?
its not even seven a.m. yet. How the hell should I know? lol

[Do you own a...]

- PS2?: check
- XBOX [360]?: negative
- DIGITAL CAMERA?: indeed

In what state or country do you want to go to school after school?
Anywhere but here ^_^

Do you shop at stores like Hollister, Abercrombie?
Before you ask me where I shop, ask me if I have ANY money. Cuz I don't. :P

Last thing you bought over 50 dollars?
No.

How's the weather?
Early.

when do you start summer break?:
Sometime before today.

Are you missing someone right now?:
I'm too busy trying not to get sick

One word to describe you:
cat

Favorite pair of shoes:
my kitty buckle shoes

Do you own big sunglasses?:
I don't own any, actually.

Do you find yourself attractive?:
Never found the need to.

Why is the first person in your Top 8 in the spot?
Wrong journal, but because its a damn good band and completely different from anything you've ever bought a cd for.

What would you rather be doing right now?:
Not feeling sick

What should you be doing right now?
sleeping or taking a shower

Q: How many beds did you lay in yesterday?
1

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
green

Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
Sing

Q: Whats the color of your bedroom walls?
I don't have a bedroom.

Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
......stfu

Q: What's your favorite sport?
Err singing?

Q: I cant wait until... ?
I stop feeling like crap

Q: When was the last time you saw your dad?
STFU

Q: What did you have for dinner last nite?
soup

Q: What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
dunno

Q: What website do you visit the most?
http://world2.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=31002265

Q: Do you have plants in your room?
No

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
not on my body, in my body

Q: Where was your last taxi ride?
dunno

Q: Do you own a picture phone?
no

Q: What's your favorite starbucks drink?
couldn't say.

Q: Recent time you were really upset?
meh. Ask me later.

Last person you..
1. Saw: step-dad
2. Hugged: Err... Matt?
4. IM: Opie
5. Song you listened tO: Right now I'm listening to No Need to Argue by the Cranberries
6. What are you doing now: trying not to feel like shit
7. What are you doing tonight: Dunno. Why, you wanna pick me up and take me somewhere?
8. what are you going to eat for lunch: soup prolly

...Wow... this quizzy thing was very poorly organized.

Kafka, you got some 'splainin to do!

Thu, 25 May 2006 11:56:49 GMT

The following is an essay written by Franz Kafka entitled "Eine kaiserliche Botschaft" ("A Message from the Emperor") in 1919. Upon reading it, I was very pleased, and I suggest you should all read it and share it with friends. I know you wont, but, as they say in the Motherland (albeit in Russian) Devil take it!
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The Emperor, or so they say, has sent you- his single most contemptible subject, the miniscule shadow that has fled the farthest distance from the imperial sun- only to you has the Emperor sent a message from his deathbed. He has had the messanger kneel beside his bed and he has whispered the message to him; so important was this message that he has made him repeat it in his ear. He has confirmed the accuracy of the words with a nod of his head. And then, before all the spectators assembled to witness his death- every wall obstructing the view has been knocked down and on the free-standing, vaulted staircases, all the dignitaries of the empire were gathered in a circle- before them all, he has dispatched the messanger. The messanger sets off at once, a strong and tireless man; sometimes thrusting ahead with one arm, sometimes with the other, he beats a path through the crowd; where he meets resistance, he points to the sign of the sun on his breast, and he forges ahead with an ease that could be matched by no other. But the throng is so thick, there is no end to their dwellings. If only there were an open field before him, how fast he would fly; soon you would surely hear the glorious rapping of his knock on your door. But instead, how vain his efforts are; he is still only forcing his way through the chambers of the innermost palace; he will never reach the end of them, and even if he did he would be no closer; he would have to fight his way down the steps, and even then he would be no closer; he would still have to cross the courtyards, and after the courtyards the second, outer palace, and still more stairs and courtyards, and still another palace, and so on for thousands of years, and even if he did finally burst through the outermost gate- but that could never, ever happen- the empire's capital, the center of the world, flooded with the dregs of humanity, would still lie before him. There is no one who could force his way through here, least of all with a message from a dead man. --But you sit at your window and dream it up before evening falls.